Let these funny Dating Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.

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But I didn't have much time.- King Edward VIIIOh, I wouldn't want to go on a date with a female celebrity.

I'd rather go on a date with a real woman.- Casper Van Dien The more irrational of us are worried about the millennium ending -as if a date would really matter.- Sting I also like men who like dogs.

I thought they could teach me about life.- Daphne Zuniga I've been dating since I was fifteen. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?

- Loretta Young My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad,she started dating one my teachers! But it's definitely different when you're dating.- Brooke Burns I want my audience to know me for my work,not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to.- Shia La Beouf It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married,there is something that is not very dignified abouttalking about who you are dating.- Luke Wilson I think more dating stuff is scheduling.

- Andie Mac Dowell I'm much more interested in what an actor has to sayabout something substantial and important than whothey're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine,insignificant aspect of their life.- Ben Affleck I don't understand the whole dating thing.

I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone,and I don't want them to waste their money on me andtake me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.- Britney Spears Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirmingthat she has had her breast implants removed.

He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up,we had already broken up in the trades,in the rags or whatever.- Rosario Dawson I don't know the first real thing about the dating game.

I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect.

Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that herold implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.- Conan O'Brien Nothing defines humans better than their willingnessto do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.